8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
