i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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