planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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