we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
