in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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