she smelled like a LAN party
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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