: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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