Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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