ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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