She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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