At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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