She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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