i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize