I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wish you could order shots online.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I think people are normalizing furries
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
