We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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