they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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