if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
