Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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