I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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