omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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