What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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