He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
