Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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