I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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