i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
