its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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