dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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