I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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