I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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