Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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