I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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