we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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