I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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