I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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