none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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