we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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