I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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