She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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