SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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