I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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