So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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