so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If that was your dad, he is hot
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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