i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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