If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
