Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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