I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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