Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Panties = found
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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