I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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