if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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