There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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