I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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