If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well I just put wine in my tea
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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