I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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