I think I won the penis lottery.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
