I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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